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Vessel Catalog

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The Strictly Typed Mug
15 oz (440 ml)
Premium Triple-Glazed Ceramic

The Strictly Typed Mug

Strictly-typed coffee consumption. Ensures no runtime coffee spillages or type mismatches.

$24.99View Specs
The 'git push --force' Vessel
16 oz (470 ml)
High-Density Stoneware

The 'git push --force' Vessel

For the brave who merge directly to production. Destructive yet undeniably efficient.

$26.99View Specs
The Infinite Loop Espresso Set
5 oz (150 ml) per cup (Set of 2)
Shatter-Resistant Borosilicate Glass

The Infinite Loop Espresso Set

Double-walled glass with no exit condition. Sip, refill, repeat, infinite energy.

$19.99View Specs
The Binary Overflow Stein
20 oz (590 ml)
Heavy-Cast Ceramic Stein

The Binary Overflow Stein

An extra-large mug wrapped in custom 1s and 0s. Will not trigger a buffer overflow.

$29.99View Specs

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